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It shall be sweet.
"Big Boner, Heavier Heart" 5.22.06
(Intro-Slow & somewhat dark)
A boundless sea of emotions,
But I'm only getting shunned.
I'm going through all the motions,
But I'm still not your only one.
Sometimes I use lotions
When I choke the chicken.
I really hate quotients
Because being divided from you is no fun.
(Verse 1A-Fast & light-hearted)
I'll admit I wanna bone you,
If you pretend to care.
And there's nothing I woudln't do
To give you mussed-up sex hair.
When ever I see you,
It's something I can barely bare.
My pants get tight, I don't move,
Hoping you don't become aware.
(Verse 1B-Slow? maybe? I'm not sure yet.)
I'll admit I love you,
If you pretend to care.
And there's nothing I woudln't do
To play with your amazing hair.
When ever I see you,
It's something I can barely bare.
My heart breaks, I get blue
Knowing you won't become aware.
(Chorus-Fast & light-hearted)
You make me go boing.
You make my heart break.
You look good coming, better going,
But it's then I truly ache.
I want you to want my loins.
My heart is yours to take.
(Verse 2A-Fast & Light-hearted)
Your sexy, skinny body
Always keeps me amazed.
I always feel like such a hottie
When you give me that seductive gaze.
I want your whole body;
It keeps me in a daze.
When you look sexy, when you look naughty,
It sends me into a pubescent phase.
(Verse 2B-Slow)
Your big brown eyes
Always keep me amazed.
I always feel so right
When you give me that innocent gaze.
I want to hold you all night,
And for days & days & days.
You've taken me to such great heights
That I know this isn't just a phase.
(Chorus-Fast & light-hearted)
You make me go boing.
You make my heart break.
You look good coming, better going,
But it's then I truly ache.
I want you to want my loins.
My heart is yours to take.
(Outro-???)
I hope I don't come off as a pervert,
Nympho, sexist, ass, or horn-dog
Because that means you got the invert
Of the message of this song.
You make me horny, you make me hurt
And I don't think it's at all wrong
To tell you you're sexy, smart, & just the right amount of a flirt
In the form of this song.
Well, that's it...I might change up the A's & B's...but idk...
tell me what you think...
-max c.
I have a myspace now... http://www.myspace.com/lover_notta_fighter
so you can check that out
Not a whole lot going on right now really....just school...idk...that's about it....
Mmk. bye.
I Left my Heart in New Albany (2.20.06)
(1st Verse)
Thrift store jacket,
Brand new shirt,
A homemade corsage
Doesn’t hurt
For my date
Though we’re just friends,
But something’s gonna change
By the night’s end.
…‘Cause someone in the room will have my heart…
(Chorus)
I left my heart in New Albany
At the Winter Formal.
Under the DJ’s lights, oh, everything looked
Red & purple.
She doesn’t like any guys that are
Relatively normal.
I left my heart in New Albany
At the Winter Formal.
Out of place,
Out of mind.
Escalades and
Vases that shine.
The don’t sparkle
Like her eyes.
Just five girls
And 10 guys.
Oh, I play bass,
And trombone,
But she sounds like an angel
On the phone.
When we danced,
She was close to me.
Made my heart cry out,
“I heart Kelsey!”
…But now my hearts with her…
(Chorus)
I left my heart in New Albany
At the Winter Formal.
Under the DJ’s lights, oh, everything looked
Red & purple.
She doesn’t like any guys that are
Relatively normal.
I left my heart in New Albany
At the Winter Formal.
(Bridge)
K is for Kewl, which is what she most certainly is.
E is for Everything, which is what I want her to be to me.
L is for Lame, the one thing on this list that she’s not ([Back-up vocals:] She’s hott!)
S is for Super Sexy, which is how you looked in your dress.
E is for Everything, which is what I want to be to toi, aussi.
Y is for You, which is what this song is all about.
(Chorus [Acoustic & slow coming off bridge])
I left my heart in New Albany
At the Winter Formal.
Under the DJ’s lights, oh, everything looked
Red & purple.
She doesn’t like any guys that are
Relatively normal.
I left my heart in New Albany
At the Winter Formal.
(Back to original intensity)
With Kelsey. (hold)
(While holding, back up comes in: I left my heart in New Albany)
With Kelsey. (hold)
(While holding, back up comes in: I left my heart in New Albany)
With Kelsey. (hold)
(While holding, back up comes in: I left my heart in New Albany)
With Kelsey. (don’t hold)
Lemme know what you think...
-max
Haha...just kidding...
Anyway...I got some stuff going on in my life right now...some of it seems pretty good, some not so good...but I'm doing okay...
Atleast I haven't written any uber-depressed emo lyrics lately...
-
pink rabbit p45: hi
jill020306: This is Jill020306, brought to you by the movie "When a Stranger Calls." To read the privacy policy, click here.
hey, can u chat now?
jill020306: i could really use a friend 2 chat with.
u will never guess what happened.
pink rabbit p45: what happened?
jill020306: so i am walking 2 third period and i c bobby and my best friend tiffany kissing in the hallway. how more obvious can u be?
pink rabbit p45: not much more...were the groping each other too?
jill020306: so i broke up with him.
pink rabbit p45: why? gotta get in on some hott 3 some action
jill020306: and she and i r fighting.
pink rabbit p45: like...sexy bra & panties cat fighting?
jill020306: hmm... i think so.
pink rabbit p45: so...you guys are lesbians?
jill020306: perhaps, perhaps.
pink rabbit p45: that's really hott
jill020306: indeed.
so anyway...
brb. phone. i hope it's not that guy. i'm going 2 find out if this is bobby or one of his stupid friends.
pink rabbit p45: ok
pink rabbit p45: are you back yet?
jill020306: omg. it was him. he talked 2 me this time. he asked about the children.
pink rabbit p45: o...are they ok?
jill020306: i think he can c me.
pink rabbit p45: i wish i could see you
jill020306: omg. omg.
pink rabbit p45: are you horny?
jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank?
pink rabbit p45: answer the question, please
jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do?
pink rabbit p45: masterbate
jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
pink rabbit p45: score! 3 way!
jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.
pink rabbit p45: phone sex?
jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
pink rabbit p45: i dunno...i don't really know you that well
pink rabbit p45: maybe some other time
Freakin' thweet...
-max
