pink rabbit  p45: hi

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hey, can u chat now?

jill020306: i could really use a friend 2 chat with.

u will never guess what happened.
pink rabbit  p45: what happened?
jill020306: so i am walking 2 third period and i c bobby and my best friend tiffany kissing in the hallway. how more obvious can u be?
pink rabbit  p45: not much more...were the groping each other too?
jill020306: so i broke up with him.
pink rabbit  p45: why? gotta get in on some hott 3 some action
jill020306: and she and i r fighting.
pink rabbit  p45: like...sexy bra & panties cat fighting?
jill020306: hmm... i think so.

pink rabbit  p45: so...you guys are lesbians?
jill020306: perhaps, perhaps.
pink rabbit  p45: that's really hott
jill020306: indeed.

so anyway...

brb. phone. i hope it's not that guy. i'm going 2 find out if this is bobby or one of his stupid friends.
pink rabbit  p45: ok
pink rabbit  p45: are you back yet?
jill020306: omg. it was him. he talked 2 me this time. he asked about the children.
pink rabbit  p45: o...are they ok?
jill020306: i think he can c me.
pink rabbit  p45: i wish i could see you
jill020306: omg. omg.
pink rabbit  p45: are you horny?
jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank?
pink rabbit  p45: answer the question, please
jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do?
pink rabbit  p45: masterbate
jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
pink rabbit  p45: score! 3 way!
jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.
pink rabbit  p45: phone sex?
jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
pink rabbit  p45: i dunno...i don't really know you that well
pink rabbit  p45: maybe some other time

Freakin' thweet...

-max