Kickin' ass and takin' names since 1991.

well, 2day was pretty frickin' awesome. My mom is back from D.C. & she got offered a job 2 take a sabatical there for one year. Technically, it's not a real sabatical, cuz O.U. wouldn't be paying her, but she's still be away for a year. I might have a chance to go w/ her & i'd like 2.

2day after lunch, i was leaving the cafeteria & miss keener (26 yr. old sub teacher/8th grade girls b-ball coach) is standing there talkin' 2 one of her former players. She bends over 2 pick up a piece of garbage & BAM!, her camo. thong pops out. I'm like holy shit! whit saw it to. then, in pre al (miss keener is our pre al sub for the rest of the year 'cause mrs. farmer is on maternity leave) i raised my hand & said:
"Ya, i gotta question. Are u in the military? 'Cause I saw your camoflauge thong."
she laughed & turned beet red. every1 wuz crackin' up. Jamez wrote it down 2 show mr. muck (along w/ ben may's "i bet my dad would get 12 out of 11 wrong"(talkin' about an IQ test) & "can you name all the states in hawaii?")

-MAX